Definitions by Emdave_thekatkid

Fruitgasm 

When a piece of fruit is so juicy and amazing that you have and orgasm from the fruit. This can be achieved from inserting the fruit into the whole of your choice wether it be in the upper or lower regions.

Oh my holy fuck! Judy just had a Fruitgasm from that piece of watermelon!

Fruitgasm by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

Warm velvety muppet sex 

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.

When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

Warm velvety muppet sex by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016