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Dude I’m fucking velvety rn
Velvety by Em Lord May 8, 2021
An adjective used to describe Red Velvet's suggestions in any game, especially when playing against Antfrost.
"This game should be fine if Red doesn't go to velvety with his rhymes."
Velvety by ViliUWUhrcek March 17, 2022

Velvety Masturbation

When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.
Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"

Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."

velvety gumball pouch 

referring to a males nuts and sack.
1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

Warm velvety muppet sex 

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.
When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

red velvety

A male PNGtuber known has a "red bunny/furry" And also called(like jellybean in is Latin name) Fatherus missingus.

He also have a second name, red velveshit.

He has the balls and the penis of the size of a micron.
1;i hope that red velvety honestly does a backflip on his balcony fence.
red velvety by Pinguloveyou April 28, 2022
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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