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Smooth and soft, in regards to an individual's personality. Synonymous with "awesome".
Rae is a natural beauty with quite the velvety personality. Clearly Eric was interested in getting to know her more.
Velvety by Epp428 May 15, 2018
Words you can keep
Dude I’m fucking velvety rn
Velvety by Em Lord May 8, 2021
An adjective used to describe Red Velvet's suggestions in any game, especially when playing against Antfrost.
"This game should be fine if Red doesn't go to velvety with his rhymes."
Velvety by ViliUWUhrcek March 17, 2022

Velvety Masturbation

When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.
Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"

Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."

velvety gumball pouch 

referring to a males nuts and sack.
1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

Warm velvety muppet sex 

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.
When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

red velvety

A male PNGtuber known has a "red bunny/furry" And also called(like jellybean in is Latin name) Fatherus missingus.

He also have a second name, red velveshit.

He has the balls and the penis of the size of a micron.
1;i hope that red velvety honestly does a backflip on his balcony fence.
red velvety by Pinguloveyou April 28, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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