Velvety

Horny and high

Dude I’m fucking velvety rn

by Em Lord May 09, 2021

Velvety

Smooth and soft, in regards to an individual's personality. Synonymous with "awesome".

Rae is a natural beauty with quite the velvety personality. Clearly Eric was interested in getting to know her more.

by Epp428 March 24, 2018

Velvety Masturbation

When one masturbates so often, the skin on his penis has taken on a velvety texture.

Jane - "Why does you cock feel like my curtains?"

Dane - "Lets just say its been a while, Im a victim of velvety masturbation."

by The Masturbation Don October 08, 2010

Warm velvety muppet sex

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.

When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

by Emdave_thekatkid July 07, 2016

Velvety

An adjective used to describe Red Velvet's suggestions in any game, especially when playing against Antfrost.

"This game should be fine if Red doesn't go to velvety with his rhymes."

by ViliUWUhrcek March 17, 2022

red velvety

A male PNGtuber known has a "red bunny/furry" And also called(like jellybean in is Latin name) Fatherus missingus.

He also have a second name, red velveshit.

He has the balls and the penis of the size of a micron.

1;i hope that red velvety honestly does a backflip on his balcony fence.

by Pinguloveyou April 28, 2022

velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006