veisalgia 

<noun> Medical Term for a "hangover." Drinking one too many alcholic beverages causes one to feel this the next day.

<adjective> hungover.

<e.g. as a noun> Accepting one too many drinks for one's goodbye party results in next-day veisalgia.

<e.g. as an adjective> After a night of partying and accepting free drinks, MSN chats with ex-coworkers may result in awkward veisalgic conversation topics the morning after.

veisalgia by fitchickxina September 21, 2005

visalia 

A small farm town that treasures its fertile land and women. Currently has one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in the nation and air quality that makes LA seem clean. Its inhabitants’ offspring typically get educated at schools that battle over cow hides and drink in abandon fields, typically close to ditches. Visalians are classified as those who leave or those who stay. Those that leave can be found in random of places through out the world.

You are from Visalia? Where the hell is that?

visalia by Mr. Pelota October 13, 2005

Visalia 

One of the best cities to live in. Where teen preganancy rates are the highest, Meth labs can be found in most neighborhoods, and most of the male adults are habitual marijuana smokers. These habbits are regularly passed down to the children. A city whose finest highschools compete for cow skins, and pass the time cruising Mooney while smoking a joint. The suck, once you leave, you will come back. A place where your wildest dreams will not come true, however, your wildest dreams will keep you happy enough to love Visalia to the end.

Where are you from?
-im from Visalia motherfucker
WHere is that?
-if you dont know, then you dont need to know

Visalia by B-Rad L April 20, 2006

Visalia 

The most glorious of all farm towns in the central valley of California. Also one of the most polluted areas in the nation. The summers are too hot and the winters are too cold. But hey...its home!

"Dude!!! I hate Visalia!! But I'll probably spend the rest of my life here anyways"

Visalia by zainos September 27, 2005

Visalia 

It is the place that you NEVER leave if you don’t get out after high school.

Man you don’t want to get stuck in Visalia

Visalia by Netflixandchill16 November 11, 2018

Visalia 

The shittiest little town ever. A place where most everything closes at 9 pm causing extreme boredom to anyone between the ages of 14-25. This causes people to have lots and lots of sex which explains why Visalia has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. Cows and goats are commonly seen in extremely random places throughout the town and their smell is constantly potent. There are more lifted trucks here than any other place in the world. Most people are "bros" or "brohoes." For fun, people often chill in the McCheveron or BJ's parking lot, drink alcohol or snort coak in garages, or take slutty pictures and post them on Facebook.

Most people in Visalia are really, really dumb- that's really the only reason why they would choose/be forced to remain in the town.

Statistics:

Teen pregnancy rate: extremely high
People who use bump-its: extremely high
English speakers: below average
Crackheads: extremely high
Food Stamp users: extremely high
Fat people: extremely high

Me: "I'm from Visalia."

You: "...I'm sorry..."

Visalia by BrohoeNumeroUno July 16, 2011

Versallian 

(derived from the Palace of Versailles, and always written with a capital `V`)

a) adj: a combination of vain, arrogant and megalomaniacal characteristics in the same person
b) adj: (architecture): grand, imposing and awe-inspiring¸ in size, nature and architectural style

supposing that the Palace of Versailles was originally designed to be Versallian, definition b), one can also assume that king Louis XIV, who ordered the construction of said palace, was Versallian, definition a).

Versallian by Uncle Dimma December 1, 2016