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Everyone knows what a selfie is. A vaxie is a self-congratulatory selfie you post to Facebook after each dose of your COVID vaccine. Posting your side effects in great detail earns you extra good citizen points. Posting a vaxie is way cooler than say... posting images from your last colonoscopy (which also shows your audience how brave and awesome you are, but it's not as trendy).
Surely the vaxies I just posted on social media will inspire everyone to be as wonderful as I am!
vaxies by AskAnnieZee April 5, 2021
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Varies and Depends 

Two words put together to mean one answer for all questions about Radiation.
During class a question was asked about Radiation....Pat-SME answered, that varies and depends.
Varies and Depends by Russell Pridgen December 28, 2007
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Prejudice against a person based on their vaccination status.
Person 1 - Employees who are vaccinated don't have to quarantine after an exposure, but I do because I'm not vaccinated. Even though I have no symptoms.
Person 2 - That is Vaxism!

Person 1- They said if I get vaccinated they will fire me. That's Vaxism.
Vaxism by Tallman77 August 7, 2021
Characterized by or showing prejudice, stereotyping, or discrimination, typically against children, toward vaccine injured and/or vax free individuals.
Randy did not like that parents were making informed choices against vaccinating their children. He told mothers their child(ren) should be taken away. Randy is a vaxist.

Karen was preparing for her daughter's 5th birthday and sent out invitations to everyone, except little Jenny. Little Jenny didn't get an invite because her parents had decided against vaccinating her after reading the vaccine insert that showed obvious risks. Karen is a vaxist.

Dewayne was a big proponent of freedoms, that is until he found out that his sister had chosen to keep her kids vax free after her first son, Timmy, had suffered a vaccine injury. Dewayne believed his sister's kids should be vaccinated against their wishes.
Dewayne is a vaxist.
Vaxist by Nilkiknikki December 10, 2019
a person who believes that a mass vax or mandatory vaccination is superior to testings or pills during outbreaks
Will is a hard vaxist! He's not going to give you a job if you didn't get a covid-19 vaccine and immunity card.
vaxist by timlight April 21, 2020
Vampiric rabies; the variety of which causes vampires to sparkle.
"Did you know Edward Cullen sparkles because of Vabies, sadly there is no cure"
vapies is when you hold in your fart and it goes into your intestines.
"i was havin sex with this hot bitch and i had super amounts of vapies"
vapies by Lindsey Albert December 9, 2007
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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