Vaxcel

Someone whose involuntary celibacy is attributable at least in part to neurologic injury caused by forced vaccinations

A vaxcel may have grown up normal had he not been needed raped by the governement at a young age

by D Flawless October 30, 2021

vaxcel

A name of a pro-covid19 vaccine person that has no long term side effect studies but demands you take a vaccine to protect the vaccinated.

Left: Take the vaccine to protect the vaccinated!
Enlightened Person: Get that nonsense out of my face you Vaxcel!

by Enlightened One Now September 14, 2021

VAXCLAAT

An obnoxious social virtue signalling cheesehead that likes to pressure others into getting the Covid19 vaccine, only to then have a serious DVT emergency which necessitates them being rushed into hospital

Billy: I heard Jose is in A&E with the leg the size of a tree stump!

John: What a f*cking vaxclaat! He kept pestering me and Candy Cane to get the shot last week!
Billy: Yeah, what a f*cking vaxclaat!

by St.John Smith June 14, 2021

VARcelona

A team by the name FC Barcelona which is to be in favor of VAR (Video Assistant Referee) at all times in order to get free goals or fouls against the opposing teams.

Hey did you see that free penalty or foul that was given to Barcelona using VAR? You mean VARcelona?!

by UEFALONA February 10, 2019

VARcelona

A trash club from Spain which plays in Spanish Farmers League. Known to have robbed many clubs in UCL, it managed to keep the authorities silent with money. Now it can't even qualify for Europa league round of 16. Identifying features - Use of VAR, statpadding, paying referees.

VARcelona is full of tap in merchants.

by Harry Maguire GOAT May 29, 2023

Vancel

A great man who flops between being extremely confident and very unsure of himself. Will be a great loving father and a good teacher. Loves to work with his hands, and is an inventor. Very unique. Handsome with admirable qualities. Fixes things and problems in his own way.

Girl: Who fixed this door with duct-tape and old garden hose?
Boy: Dad, he Vancel-ized it.

"That man invents stuff...what a Vancel.'

by sapphirarlo December 16, 2010

vexcellent

Being very excellent

My daughter is vexcellent at volleyball

by lilbikit February 8, 2010