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It is a friendly way of describing an extremely funny football joke, mostly on social media platforms.
Your post on Premier League Taunts about Manchester United being relegated is full of vawulence, I laughed at it for minutes.
Vawulence by Uky May 27, 2022

Vanbulance 

The "van-style" ambulance. Not the typical modular body style ambulance. Vanbulances are often seen in crowded city environments where larger ambulances would have difficulty negotiating traffic, etc...
Not only are vanbulances fuggly (that's frigging ugly) the patient campartment is extremely cramped.
Vanbulance by EMS Smurf August 15, 2007
Vawulence simply means Violence, it's a Nigerian slang that started as a means of escaping Facebook ban and restrictions in comment section for using the original phrase "violence" that seems to has been blacklisted.
She never expected herself to be welcomed with premium vawulence.
Vawulence by HelloNnaemeka July 25, 2022

Vagulence 

Yo, Becky straight wack with all this vagulence.
Vagulence by Keith? September 18, 2015

Vaginal Valance 

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance
Vaginal Valance by welmsley April 3, 2011
A wicked attack which comes with PAINS in an aggressive way.
Lukaku served vawulence to the Chelsea fans after scamming them.
Vawulence by Tenzy July 10, 2022
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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