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It is a friendly way of describing an extremely funny football joke, mostly on social media platforms.
Your post on Premier League Taunts about Manchester United being relegated is full of vawulence, I laughed at it for minutes.
Vawulence by Uky May 27, 2022

Vanbulance 

The "van-style" ambulance. Not the typical modular body style ambulance. Vanbulances are often seen in crowded city environments where larger ambulances would have difficulty negotiating traffic, etc...
Not only are vanbulances fuggly (that's frigging ugly) the patient campartment is extremely cramped.
Vanbulance by EMS Smurf August 15, 2007
Vawulence simply means Violence, it's a Nigerian slang that started as a means of escaping Facebook ban and restrictions in comment section for using the original phrase "violence" that seems to has been blacklisted.
She never expected herself to be welcomed with premium vawulence.
Vawulence by HelloNnaemeka July 25, 2022

Vagulence 

Yo, Becky straight wack with all this vagulence.
Vagulence by Keith? September 18, 2015

Vaginal Valance 

A short skirt which only just covers the genetalia. Often somewhat frilled, in contrast to the less elaborate pussy pelmet.
Lucinda was sure to get Roy's attention in her new vaginal valance
Vaginal Valance by welmsley April 3, 2011
A wicked attack which comes with PAINS in an aggressive way.
Lukaku served vawulence to the Chelsea fans after scamming them.
Vawulence by Tenzy July 10, 2022