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the worst person you'll ever meet in your life. She is going to ruin your relationships with your bf/gf, friends and parents too. if she starts texting never ever reply to her. She is going to have a hot boyfriend who hates her but she is clingy and bad girlfriend

person1: how is your girlfriend?
person2: what should I say? she is so Vasuma

vasuma by Cinnamon Roll 69 November 23, 2021

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Vasuma

This name is given to weirdos and funny people who also have very low self esteem

Vasuma is a funny weirdo

Vasuma by Okaysiri November 25, 2021

Related Words

vasuma • vasumathi • vagumach • vasuda • vasupal • Vacuman • Vacumated • Vacumator • Vagumache • vagumach [va-ghum-ach]

vasumathi

The person named "Vasumathi" will really be good at intellectual power and be of soft nature.

She believes in hard work more than smart work. She won't hurt anyone and will make people around her happy always. Other person's misunderstandings will make her sad. If you have any "Vasumathi" around you understand her before making your judgement. She will take at most care on you.

Vasumathi

vasumathi by Smile lover November 23, 2019

Vajumach

When A stomach hangs over the vagina. aka 'The pooch'

the Resturaunt manager Grizzelda had such a large Vajumach that when i went to order i quickly lost my appiteite.

Vajumach by Dirt Boy 75 February 21, 2011

Vajumamimer

Derrogatory word for vagina

Clark's sisters' vajumamimer stanks like somethin rachet.

Vajumamimer by Big Dick Billy Dilly October 15, 2013

Vagumach

1.) When the lard of the stomach conquers the vaginal area and they become one disgusting mess.

2.) This disaster area is often referred to as a fupa or a gunt.

That beast of a woman has a vagumach where her vag and stomach used to be before she ate her weight in McFoods for a year.

Vagumach by The Terrible One March 9, 2009

Vacumator

When your girlfriend uses vacuum on your cock instead of blowing it.

A: Yesterday my girlfriend was cleaning the bedroom and she wanted to clean my cock.So she took the cock and put it into the vacuum.It was just exploding in the fucking thing.
B: I know what u mean man, Viva La Vacumator!

Vacumator by Whip Lover December 7, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026