Vacuman

A human described by others to be emotionless.

“Mike is such a vacuman”

by DaRealWordMaker May 24, 2018

Vacumator

When your girlfriend uses vacuum on your cock instead of blowing it.

A: Yesterday my girlfriend was cleaning the bedroom and she wanted to clean my cock.So she took the cock and put it into the vacuum.It was just exploding in the fucking thing.
B: I know what u mean man, Viva La Vacumator!

by Whip Lover December 7, 2010

Vajumanji

a vagina akin to the 1995 Robin Williams film "Jumanji" in its implied adventure, risk of danger or number of occupying creatures.

Goodness, Myrtle. While I understand your desire for oral stimulation, I'm afraid I'm not ready to roll the dice and play Vajumanji. It's a vajungle down there.

by Higgles-Hoserton December 8, 2010

Vacumated

A verb

Deffinition: when your dog farts in your room and you have to leave your room

"It smelt like death its self i vacumated my room"

by Massive Dyslexic March 5, 2026