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Vagumach 

1.) When the lard of the stomach conquers the vaginal area and they become one disgusting mess.

2.) This disaster area is often referred to as a fupa or a gunt.
That beast of a woman has a vagumach where her vag and stomach used to be before she ate her weight in McFoods for a year.
Vagumach by The Terrible One March 9, 2009
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vagumach 

when a girl wheres pants too high, so that the waist of the pants is over the bottom part of her stomach, to form an area between the vagina and stomach known as the vagumach. you can see this on many college girls who have already surpassed the muffin top, and who are now onto bigger and better things.
Nice vagumach, thanks for commin!
vagumach by Joe Koebs May 14, 2006

Vagumach 

When a heavy set woman's stomach and her vagina meet at the same point.

Vagina+stomach=Vagumach
"Dam, look at that girl's Vagumach!!"
Vagumach by The bookaneer test January 9, 2012

Vagumach 

When a person's gut hangs down so far, or there is a lot of fat in the bladder area, causing a Vagumach.
Trishelle: Why does her jeans go like that? It looks like she's preggerz!
Sarah: Trust me, she's not.
Trishelle: How do you know that's not an unborn fetus?
Sarah: Cause it's her Vagumach.
Vagumach by Sarah McNasty February 19, 2009

vagumach [va-ghum-ach] 

where the stomach region of a female continues on to the vagina area thus having the appearance of an extra flab of skin.
Jeez look at the vagumach va-ghum-ach on that lady, she does not need to biggie size those fries!

vagomach 

The part of the abdomen that pooches out over the vaginal area after a woman has experienced childbirth. (See also "peter belly")
Sally's vagomach was so large, it hung to her knees.
vagomach by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

Vajumach 

When A stomach hangs over the vagina. aka 'The pooch'
the Resturaunt manager Grizzelda had such a large Vajumach that when i went to order i quickly lost my appiteite.
Vajumach by Dirt Boy 75 February 21, 2011
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