Varmit 

an awnry/ornery, pesky/pesty, grouchy, cantankerous, belligerent, tetchy, argumentative, crabby, unreasonable, or bad tempered HUMAN BEING OR CREATURE

Bugs Bunny asks Yosemite Sam for multiple items at dinner. Each time he is asked for something, Yosemite Sam loses his temper, and shouts out phrases like “Rackin’ Frackin’ Varmit Rabbit!!”

Cowboy common use: "Why you li'l VARMIT!!"

Varmit by CHERYL XOXOXO April 8, 2008

Varmit 

A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.

It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.

1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!

2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.

Varmit by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Varmit Hole 

A man's hairy asshole.

Mark: Hey, how was the date?
Ian: Really good.
Mark: Did you show her the ol' varmit hole?
Ian: Twice

Varmit Hole by fasdfasdfasd June 23, 2010

Varsity Benchwarmer 

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

Unidentified Varmint 

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.

Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!

Unidentified Varmint by Michelle L. Rigby October 18, 2012

Galway Varsity Golf 

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.

Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.

Galway Varsity Golf by #ThatGuy September 22, 2017

the varitek

a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox

lets try the varitek

the varitek by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014