Varmit

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an awnry/ornery, pesky/pesty, grouchy, cantankerous, belligerent, tetchy, argumentative, crabby, unreasonable, or bad tempered HUMAN BEING OR CREATURE

Bugs Bunny asks Yosemite Sam for multiple items at dinner. Each time he is asked for something, Yosemite Sam loses his temper, and shouts out phrases like “Rackin’ Frackin’ Varmit Rabbit!!”

Cowboy common use: "Why you li'l VARMIT!!"

Varmit by CHERYL XOXOXO April 8, 2008

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Varmit

A country colloquium. It is usually a way to refer to an animal that is perceived as irrelevant. Squirrels, Opossums, Raccoons, and Armadillos are just some examples of animals that this term is used to describe.

It can also be used to describe anyone is low-down, sorry, worthless, no good.

1. A damn varmit has been in my fucking trash again!

2. You fucked her sister?! You stankin ass varmit.

Varmit by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

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Varmit Hole

A man's hairy asshole.

Mark: Hey, how was the date?
Ian: Really good.
Mark: Did you show her the ol' varmit hole?
Ian: Twice

Varmit Hole by fasdfasdfasd June 23, 2010

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Varsity Benchwarmer

The act of being on Varsity in any sport however being benched thought the season. Varsity benchwarmers are the top top benchwarmers at school. Also known as third string, and a lacrosse player on a football team

Tom: Dude! I got into Varsity football!
Dave: Sweet! what position?
Tom: Varsity benchwarmer
Dave: I never heard of that position

Tom: Sure you have! every professional team has one
Dave: WOW! thats cool, all the girls are gonna think your so hot since your on Varsity
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Varsity Benchwarmer by Spazmeoutdawg February 20, 2011

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Unidentified Varmint

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.

Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!

Unidentified Varmint by Michelle L. Rigby October 18, 2012

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Galway Varsity Golf

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.

Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.

Galway Varsity Golf by #ThatGuy September 22, 2017

the varitek

a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox

lets try the varitek

the varitek by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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