"I'm the captain of the poonboat". -Kael C.
by Jakemon00 July 26, 2017

Someone who loves any animal despite it being a raccoon that just rolled in trash or a opossum that’s playing dead.
by Jakemon00 January 23, 2022

Dani is really breaking stereotypes, she’s an engineer and a lesbian, yet she can’t build a coffee table.
by Jakemon00 January 08, 2023

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by Jakemon00 December 27, 2022

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”
by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023
