One who is perversely obsessed with young, pretty vampires as depicted in fiction, movies. The term originated from fans' obsession with the characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of novels. Usually refers to females ages 14 and up.

Can also be used as a derisive term.

OMG! I'm a total vamperv for Edward Cullen. He's so hot!

She's become a total vamperv. Maybe she'll stop blathering on if we replace her Anne Rice novels with the Bible or Jim Butcher books.

vamperv by Lillbet D. May 15, 2008

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Hardcore Vaper

A "Hardcore Vaper" is someone who you don't ever see without their vape and they will use their vape 100% of the time.

Me "Yo, B-Tizzle whats up."

B-Tizzle "puff-puff-puff"

Me "What have you been up to?"

B-Tizzle "puff-puff-puff"

Me "See you later man."

B-Tizzle "puff-puff-puff"

This is a basic example of a Hardcore Vaper.

Hardcore Vaper by The Real Tree May 16, 2016

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VanPersie

"VanPersie" (verb): to single-handedly save the day

1)Hey you're lucky I VanPersied you in the exams otherwise there was no way you'd have passed.
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2) Dude, you would've been in deep trouble had I not VanPersied you at the right time!!

VanPersie by wondergunner November 20, 2011

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vlapper

A fart that goes up the front and through the vagina lips. Not to be confused with a queef.

Her ass was so stuck to the leather seat that the fart had nowhere to go...she ripped a massive vlapper!

vlapper by sooksy July 27, 2014

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