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an obnoxious dude that spams your discord server
ima just mute vapex for a sec
vapex by EA, SPORTS May 5, 2020
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Captain Vape 

Superhero who vapes all the time and gets into trouble with the law and anti vape communities/extremists

The main protagonist of his own comic book series.

Invented by dr J
Captain vape is the illest superhero of the modern day era, puts every other hero to shame

Girl 1: omfg I’m soooo into comics now I need a good read

Guy 1: you should read captain vape?

Girl 1: wtf is that??! It sounds silly

Guy 1: just trust me, it’s worth the read, super entertaining

Girl 1: uh ok, I guess

*finishes reading*

Girl 1: ZOMG I LAVVVVV CAPTAIN VAPE!! He’s the greatest superhero of all time!!!!!!!!!!
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Vape Tier 

Fake car enthusiasts who frequently vape at car meets. These haphazardly eBay-modified shitbuckets are sometimes called alt-ricers or "cringe tier" for obvious reasons. They attempt to incorporate: A) Stance, B) Murdered-out, C) 2003 Wings West body kit rice D) Wannabe RWB/tire letters, and other fleeting car scene trends, but fail their execution because they lack the actual financial means to see the project through, which inevitably makes it slower than it was before the owner fucked it up.

How you can spot a Vape Tier car:

-They regularly brag about how the bank doesn't own their pile of literal shit
-They brag about the sheer quantity of eBay modifications
-Due to low intelligence, they respond to criticism with cop-out phrases, such as "respek my build," and "it's my car and I'll build it how I want." You are not allowed to criticize or dislike a vape tier car, lest you become known as a “hater
-Known to slide into a tire biter's DM
-Their favorite hobbies are vaping and masturbating to 20-year-old POS cars splattered with various colors of peeling Plastidip
-Owners will unironically rock stickers that say "Your girlfriend likes this" or “Built not bought”
-For some reason, these people place a high emphasis on creativity with their cars, even though they lack taste, tact, or vision
-Literally every Subaru (no exceptions)
-Car meets that encourages hooning, burnouts, revving and other activities with no skill/barrier to entry
-Abject poverty.
1. Did you see that vape tier car?
2. Yeah that stanced Subaru with 7 different colors of plastidip with vape smoke coming out the window?
3. Hey that's my car! Why can't you respeck my build?! *hits vape* fuck I wish I wasn't retarded and poor
Vape Tier by JDMisFORvapelords December 28, 2016

TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop 

The go to spot in Norman for an avetard nic run. This place helps feed the nic addiction for all the OU tards due to its convenient location near campus. When you walk into the store, you will be greeted by a huge ass fish tank that hasn't been cleaned since the last time OU football won a natty. For some reason the owner of the shop wants to put his hand in that dirty ass fish tank and harass the fish even though he thinks he's petting them. All love to the owner tho because that nigga never IDs and that makes it easy to go in and get whatever you need from the store's wide variety.
I went to TNT Vapes and Smoke Shop to cop some nic and when I walked in, I'm pretty sure the owner was trying to fuck his fish but I just minded my business and grabbed what I needed and got the fuck out.
No, those are e-cigs, those guys are all vapers
Vaper by Vapor S. Thompson October 31, 2010

weekend vape 

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.
“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
weekend vape by Weekendvape January 7, 2023

Vapelationship

Relationship formed after a vape shot gun. Vaping is what the relationship is solely based on.
Chad: hey how did y’all meet?

Eric: we vape shotgunned and now we are in a vapelationship
Vapelationship by Vapenado420 October 1, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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