vape dad

Vape dad is a vape enthusiast, typically a divorced gen X-er with kids who hate him.It is versatile term, but all tend to lack self awareness and the funds required to fuel their newly found passion in e juices and the latest coil technology. He believes that vaping keeps him in touch with the culture of his offspring, but is seen as an embarrassment by their generation and really, just about anyone else who doesn't vape. Ridiculed by all but he, it is the only counterculture that we all can agree needs to fade out faster than those damned fruity clouds.

"Vapedad, please pick up the cigars pipes, and cigarettes and put down those gay cloud machines you rip on in your piece of shit convertible"
"Pops has been a total vape dad since he got out of rehab. He replaced his crack pipe with a vaporizer. I have to say, I liked him better before."
"Whenever Vape Dad gives me rides to school, I go in smelling like latte, fruitloops, or whatever E- juice he bought on his E-harmony date to at Artistian Vapes. It is terrible."

by DayOfTheDad December 2, 2016

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