Not many people know the Tale of the Flying vanilla monsters existence but what we do know is that they were either running out of ideas or high
*Meanwhile in Nintendo Headquarters*
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"
Rip: Cool Pokemon
Manager: "Alright, let's think of a new Pokemon"
Worker 927: "Hmm, Oh, I've got one"
Manger: "What is it?"
Worker 927: "Kids like icecream right? How about we make a Pokemon which is a flying frozen soft serve and name him: Vanillish!!!
Manager: "... That's the greatest idea I've ever heard"
Rip: Cool Pokemon
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
When someone is mostly vanilla (as in the opposite of kinky), but they are curious or are in the process of being corrupted of their innocent ways.
I've started dating this guy, but I'm not sure if he can handle me... he's too vanillish and I need a hardcore pervert.
by JessicaJJ November 9, 2014