Vanderjact

To choke in a big pressure situation

Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.

Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.

by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007

vanderjagt

1;To buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.

Mike couldn't handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.

by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006

vanderjagt

(Van-der-jack)
Verb- to miss royally or to mess up big time.
derived from Mike Vanderjagt of the Indianapolis Colts who kicked a game tying field goal a good 15 yards wide against the Pittsburgh Steelers on January 15, 2006.

I got an F on my last test, I really vanderjagted that one.

There is three seconds left in the game and we're down by two, I really hope that he doesn't vanderjagt this shot.

by pk7 January 24, 2006

Vanderwater

vaginal danger

"I seen vanderwater out skulking last night..."
"Fuck dude, does that guy even sleep?"

by RatFinkler April 29, 2021

Vanderwalt

When senior staff appointments in a school are based on nepotism, leading to the exodus of hardworking employees, rise of yesmen psycophants, the internalisation of innovation and the creation of a culture of fear.

The key identifier is that organisational criticism in any form is suppressed.

"I heard you started a new job"

"Yip, the new headteacher changed the open and enthusiastic culture to one of fear and suspicion.

"OH No!, just like Simba at pride rock the school got a vanderwalt.

by LongTomCon May 19, 2022