vandedrick

The best thing that ever happened but mot always innocent. Trys his hardest to male anybody happy by any means. When he doesnt like somebody he doesnt like them which it is unlikely he wouldnt like you. He loves girls, cuddling, and money. He is very athletic and is much of a perfectionist. He is a multi talented person who likes to do something simple to get money no matter the task.

Oooh Vandedrick

vandedrick by XMasterDefine April 9, 2017

vandrick

Vandrick is an unforgettable person. They are very unique and talented and also very very handsome. This person has a great impact on everyone who crosses their path. On an unrelated note, they are usually very good cooks. Be prepared to eat your heart out with them. Vandricks aren’t typically common to come across, but when you do, it is always a memorable interaction. Vandricks are quiet and if they open up with you, they trust you with their inner most deepest secrets. Don’t break their trust because they have very good memory and won’t hesitate to cut you out of their life completely. Overall, if you have a Vandrick in your life, don’t ever let them slip away.

I have a Vandrick in my life, ever heard of it?

vandrick by chessa_lg August 24, 2021

VanderRocker 

1) being able to worship the Lord and breasts with equal reverence.
2) (aka "the hoffa effect") being smarter than your persecutors/prosecutors and summarily punished for something insignificant to the more egregious offenses for lack of evidence.
3) those who think that "seminary" is the study of "semen".
4) willful ocean poops.

As a result of another VanderRocker, the beach was closed.

VanderRocker by Richard Chase June 25, 2008

VanderRocker 

1) being old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it. Specifically in terms of dangerous drugs combined with the pursuit of Christian boobs.
2) (aka "the Hoffa") Being disciplined for something ridiculously small in comparison to larger, more egregious offenses.
3) farting like it just doesn't smell.

The VanderRocker defense proved worthless in court, but he did manage to play with the stenographer's boobs during the lunch hour.

VanderRocker by butterwings June 25, 2008