butterwings's definitions

VanderRocker

1) being old enough to know better, but young enough to still do it. Specifically in terms of dangerous drugs combined with the pursuit of Christian boobs.
2) (aka "the Hoffa") Being disciplined for something ridiculously small in comparison to larger, more egregious offenses.
3) farting like it just doesn't smell.

The VanderRocker defense proved worthless in court, but he did manage to play with the stenographer's boobs during the lunch hour.

by butterwings June 25, 2008