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vancinitis

When you are addicted to a Vance. Symptoms are vaginal wetness, rapid heartbeat, feelings of love, constantly thinking of Vance. Always wanting to be with him.
I can't go to work today, I am suffering from Vancinitis.
by WKSL January 15, 2021
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Retinal Vaginitis

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
by whatstheword August 12, 2012
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Vaccinitized

2 weeks after your final dose of the COVID-19 vaccine
Now that I am vaccinitized I’m taking my tinder and heading on a cruise!
by Houseplantzzz April 8, 2021
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vaginitis

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.
"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"
by chacho February 7, 2006
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vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy
dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat
by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005
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sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.
Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.
by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006
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Vaginitis

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?
by Average Joe's October 13, 2010
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