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Vanilla Bone Daddy 

A white man who uses his vanilla schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass chocolate poontang.
Is Scott still banging that cute black girl? I think she's turning him into her vanilla bone daddy!

Vanilla Rice 

This is what you call a white guy who tries to act like an Asian. There is a high probability that he will try (usually with little success) to get with an Asian girl. Other indicators are that he will like anime, manga, and drive a ricer.
Look everyone, here comes Vanilla Rice with his riced-up civic. Pretty soon he'll be talking about Goku and stuff. And he's white, not Asian.
Vanilla Rice by Johnny Longmeat July 20, 2006

vanilla ice cream 

a delicious, but basic flavor of ice cream. it is not something else you sick fucks.
"Jerry and I went to go to Carvel to eat some vanilla ice cream! Don't worry, it wasn't jizz, like urban dictionary's definitions!"

Vanilla Twilight 

It's a song, you sex-obsessed idiots! A perfectly innocent Owl City song about a guy who misses his girlfriend (or perhaps even a platonic friend, it isn't clear). Stop trying to turn it into something dirty.

When he uses the term, "Vanilla Twilight", he is literally talking about the color of the sky:
I'll find repose in new ways
Though I haven't slept in two days
'Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone
But drenched in vanilla twilight
I'll sit on the front porch all night
Waist deep in thought because when
I think of you I don't feel so alone

vanilla hunting 

Vanilla hunting is a term used when swingers, bisexual women or members of the LGBT community are looking to convince a heterosexual or monogamous person to explore sexual alternatives outside of their otherwise normal , mainstream sexual beliefs
our married friends, john and jane, were looking for excitement so they went vanilla hunting last night and picked up a newly divorced woman to play with.

Vanilla Bizcotti

A mediocre, but rapidly upcoming artist on various music distribution websites; has unhealthy obsessions with: Ricky Berwick, Bob Ross, Duke Nukem, making yaoi hentai involving himself and Markiplier.
Yo dawg, I started listening to this wack new dude. His name's Vanilla Bizcotti and his beats are dope
Vanilla Bizcotti by dirtyblonde1996 November 27, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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