A member of a social network group or forum that continuously posts incredibly shitty music, while commenting to themselves alone. Threads reaching upwards from 5 to 65 comments per post from op to bottom.
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Person X is being threatened and forced to vance by a chainsaw-wielding monster. Person X starts vancing, absolutely going to town while crying their eyes out in the fear of death.
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The act of taking vyvanse. A state in which someone is so cracked out that they may experience tunnel vision, extreme focus, sweaty palms, clammy extremities, heart attack, and/or death. This person will do nothing but work. The ultimate ADD medicine
I haven't been to class all semester; however, I am vancing so hard right now that I did all of my work. I'm so afraid... I can feel my heart pounding, and my limbs are cold.
by Sir Vance-a-Lot June 5, 2011
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Man he is making love to that car, it's cool...he is Barry Whiting it!!
Man he is making love to that car, it's cool...he is Barry Whiting it!!
by chrismac1981 June 17, 2011
Get the Vancing mug.When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".
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by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024
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No, James isn't allowed over at my grandma's anymore. We caught him vancing the loveseat when he thought we were picking up lunch.
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