Vancing

A member of a social network group or forum that continuously posts incredibly shitty music, while commenting to themselves alone. Threads reaching upwards from 5 to 65 comments per post from op to bottom.

All night last night, Jeff was vancing a thread with Nickleback videos. smdh.

Vancing by Soffa Realhz September 14, 2013

Vancing

The act of dancing while one sobs and cries profusely, usually while one's life is in great danger, yet still totally rocking it.

Person X is being threatened and forced to vance by a chainsaw-wielding monster. Person X starts vancing, absolutely going to town while crying their eyes out in the fear of death.

Vancing by LiterallyDyingRNUwU February 15, 2021

Vancing

The act of taking vyvanse. A state in which someone is so cracked out that they may experience tunnel vision, extreme focus, sweaty palms, clammy extremities, heart attack, and/or death. This person will do nothing but work. The ultimate ADD medicine

I haven't been to class all semester; however, I am vancing so hard right now that I did all of my work. I'm so afraid... I can feel my heart pounding, and my limbs are cold.

Vancing by Sir Vance-a-Lot June 5, 2011

Vancing

When some takes way too long to get something done. Also known as "Barry Whiting"

How long does it take to wash a car? He has been doing it for 3 hours. He is Vancing it!!

Man he is making love to that car, it's cool...he is Barry Whiting it!!

Vancing by chrismac1981 June 17, 2011

Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.

I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing

Vancing by JouleAeria October 11, 2024

Vancing

When you have sex with an inside-out latex glove shoved between two couch cushions as Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance admitted to doing in pp. 179-181 of his book "Hillbilly Elegy".

My friend is into some weird shit. He told me today he was Vancing last night.

Vancing by Pickle Richard July 23, 2024

Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.

"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"

Vancing by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024