vamboozle

To leave quickly and under false pretense, in order to mislead another. Combination of vamoose and bamboozle.

"It's 3:00 Friday so I'm going to vamboozle on out of here. Tell Tom I'm at negotiations in the Government Center and can't be reached." --Roger S.

"This sermon is 'way too long. I'm gonna vamboozle out that door near the confessional. Father Murphy won't catch on."

by Rick Scott June 21, 2004

vamboozle

To make a complete mess of something.
Something that has been destroied beyond repair.
An object that always causes problems.

Bo vamboozled that bathroom trying to plunge the toilet.
That car got vamboozled in the accident.
Get me the vamboozle hammer!

by XJsheep November 1, 2009

vajoozle biscuit

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.

Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.

by just here to add things April 1, 2023

Narghile bamboozled

This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.

I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉

by AndreiBossu69 January 21, 2021

Ramboozle

To dupe people into buying a large amount of guns by convincing them that they, like Rambo, will be civilization's heroic saviors in the unlikely event of a post-apocalyptic, Red Dawn inspired, dystopian nightmare in which the military sides with a tyrannical ruler or rulers against the people yet somehow has no access to superior weapons.

The gun industry ramboozles paranoid "freedom lovers" by stoking their irrational fears of national disarmament and government tyranny.

by TheWhyMovement August 7, 2015

Bamboozled by her blow hole

When you go down a fat chicks pants and find a smooth va-jj. Only to be asked by her why your finger banging her bellybutton.

I was with this fat chick and we where getting it on and I got "bamboozled by her blow hole". But I finished by lubing the lint cave

by Travis and mark November 27, 2018

vambommled

When you can't unseen a family members genitals.

I was extremely vambommled after witnessing cousin Sue hop out of the shower.

by MasMcFly August 25, 2017