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1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.
Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.
vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

Vampiring 

To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!
Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!

Vampirilingus 

The act of giving a cunnilingus to a menstruated woman.

Results from the junction of the words "vampire" and "cunnilingus".
I was with my period but my boyfriend didn´t mind giving me a vampirilingus.
Vampirilingus by Lolada August 17, 2010

Auto Vampirism 

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.
Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.
Auto Vampirism by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

vampirilicious

having the desired vampire-like quailities in abundance like immortality, style, beauty, poise, strength and irresistible allure.
robert pattinson is vampirilicious.
vampirilicious by roksi March 30, 2009

vampirism 

Vampirism is the disease/ability described many ways throughout history creating Vampires. The main concept for vampirism can be someone who is drinking the blood of humans or animals, or someone draining the psychic energies of somebody else. Many sources tell of several accompanying attributes like fangs, pale skin, mild to severe allergy to sunlight, silver and garlic. Stories tell of ability to fly, shapeshift, about the need of coffins, immortality and vampires being living dead.

Many of these beliefs are myth or fiction but there lives a society claiming to be real vampires today, and they assert the following:

Vampirism is the disease or abilities related to vampires.
Vampirism can be conducted two ways. Either someone is turned (created by another vampire), or awakened (become one by him/herself in time). When someone shows the symptoms of being sensitive to sunlight, prefering to be awake during the night, having very acute senses, and instincts, somewhat resistant to common illness.. as well as having a thirst/hunger nothing seems to be able to ease, and an easily triggered 'secondary personality' the beast, who is violent, very temperamental, and impatient. V

Related to this community, vampirism DOESN'T mean immortality, death when contacting garlic, silver, or sunlight, blood tears, consumption of nothing but blood, sacred symbols are not lethal to- nor feared by vampires, they do show up in mirrors, they dont heal instantly, they are not all pale, not all beautiful, they're not all evil, and they dont live a secluded life away from human society.
vampirism by [Sanguine] August 23, 2006