by shennica February 27, 2014
When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.
Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why you’re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you would’ve known it wasn’t cold.
by Wordsmith & Wesson May 14, 2018
When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.
by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015
by 🐼 Ren July 22, 2021
by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003
Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.
Jamie to Michael: “How many bus stops until we get to town?”
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*
Ass Vampire: “Three!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
by The PM June 06, 2018
A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
by Fnort November 27, 2015