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N: A slang word used to describe a Homosexual

Ass Vampirism V: The act of sucking someone's ass
That guy sure looks like an Ass Vampire!
by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003
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Someone who lurks in the background, usually with a vampire like appearance, and suddenly sucks into the conversation usually with one exclamation.
Jamie to Michael: β€œHow many bus stops until we get to town?”

*Ass Vampire jumps in out of nowhere*

Ass Vampire: β€œThree!” (While holding three figers in their faces and teeth ashow)
by The PM June 06, 2018
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A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.
by Fnort November 27, 2015
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