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When a white person never leaves their home, especially during sunlight hours - resulting in a pasty appearance.
Jeff: wow! you went outside without a jacket today? No wonder why youโ€™re always sick!
Jason: If your vampire ass went outside today, you wouldโ€™ve known it wasnโ€™t cold.
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by Wordsmith & Wesson May 14, 2018
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When a woman has been wearing a bikini in the sun all day and she goes home and takes it off, her ass is completely white.
I now have a great tan except I have a vampire ass
by Teenageswimmer June 16, 2015
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