valoba

The bulge on the front of a woman connecting her gut with her vagina, resembling a front butt. Also known as gunt.

Check out that huge valoba on Mrs. Johnson.

by Daniel Beer January 2, 2007

hop on valorant

A slang term frequently used by gays to request rough anal sex

Joe: Hey man can you hop on valorant?
Jeff: sure 😏😏

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 24, 2021

Valorant

A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key

Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant

by DankZenyx April 11, 2020

Valorantism

Valorantism is people who believe in Nicolo Laurent and the game itself Valorant.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play something else than Valorant?
Person 2: No, i must believe in the religion of Valorantism and ascend. I'd rather stay playing this holy made game.

by One_is_sie June 18, 2020

Valorant Duo Appreciation Day

Valorant Duo Appreciation Day is celebrated on October 6th. On this day, you appreciate your Valorant duo and what they've done for you.

Hey Fred. Thanks for baiting and being my pocket sage. Happy Valorant Duo Appreciation Day!!

by marichuuz October 2, 2021

Valorant accent

A tone of voice showing frustration or impatience. Elongating words words at the end of a sentence.

His valorant accent is annoying everyone and demonstrates his lack of patience.

by Stroom September 5, 2022

valorant player

A type of gamer that has never touched grass nor touched a women in their life and 99.99% chance he never will. Plays Valorant for at least 12 hours a day even tho he hates the actual game almost as much as himself. He would rather be tortured to death than talk to a person he doesn't know.

"Son how is your CSGO career going?"
"Actually, I'm a valorant player now"
"You maidenless failure get out of my house"

by crackedbaiterjett August 23, 2022