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Valorantes 

Another way to call the CSGo- like game called Valorant
Hey sis, youup for some Valorantes tonight?

Valiantism

Australians Use this to describe a group of autistic people, They have groups up to 10-20. They can be very annoying some times but people get used to it. Sometimes they can be unsupervised and tend to steal and lewd on other people property. They use this tool called HBE to trick into thinking they are sensible and behave. It is mostly found out when used too much. They also tend to be toxic to one other and sometimes ends up being violent. Some valiants play ROBLOX to recruit members in there clan, they meet in real life, And rob and lewd them. They like to go in groups stealing and lewding, A few of these groups have names and leaders. One of the leaders, there name goes by as ValiantCurry. He leads most of the raiding for his group, And also perfects the HBE tatic. Another leader is ValiantSquire, He does most of the planning. There group seeks out places to rob, how far they are, what they have, and when does it close. Another leader is ValiantRat, he does the lewding and best ways to lewd. He has a asisstant, ValiantSender, who helps send out the lewders and also plans the lewding, where the most people are, how public is it, what route is the quickest way to escape, and what the age range is in the area. The Leader, Known as ValiantLeader, But the members call him essinse. He is the one that recruits members and hires leaders. Locals say this is some type of cult and call it: Cult Of Valiant.
Oh look! There is a Valiant Squad over there, They are roaming in gangs! I wonder if they are recruiting for Valiantism, or are they stealing, Best we get out.
Valiantism by ChargeGoesOof August 27, 2019

valoranting

yo wassup i was valoranting but im back now
valoranting by NotShabzz January 2, 2022

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"
Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.
Valoranting by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

Valorantitus

A fatal disease that makes people become romantically attracted to people who’s name starts with mar and ends with co. Other symptoms include playing mind washing video games
Did you hear? Gloria has Valorantitus

Valoranting

The name given to when people are ranting on and on about Valorant, the popular video game created by Riot Games.
Guy 1: "Hey, what are they doing"
Guy 2: "They're Valoranting again"
Valoranting by CASIN0 September 4, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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