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Someone who is raised in a small town and becomes to real to coexist with others.
“Aye you look like a valleyjit” “what makes you say dat” “because youre so real” “yea i know
valleyjit by izc April 16, 2022
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valleygoth 

A cross between a Valley Girl, and a Goth Chick. A Valleygoth girl will usually upspeak, but might have jet-black hair, pale white skin, and have tendencies to worship Satan at the mall.
"Hey, check out the ValleyGoth chick walking into Hot Topic, she's so perky and depressing.
valleygoth by Dwood April 30, 2006

Valleyitus  

When a person gets infected with an infliction that forces them to repeat the same, mundane lifestyle of like minded Valleyites that never do anything different.
It is very similar to being clones, but in a much more desolate place than outerspace.
Looks looks like Valleyitus is spreading, I hope he moves out of the Valley and finds his own niche, I hope he doesn't catch Valleyitus.
Valleyitus by Uncle Shappy April 29, 2009

high valleyfield 

High Valleyfield a small village outside of Dunfermline in Fife This village mainly consists of teenage parents, drug dealers and lazy wasters! You wouldn't be surprised to see the "young team in Joes chippy/disco on a Friday and Saturday night.

when passing the "valleybar" hold your breath and run fast as the stench of marihuana and 3 week old stale beer is enough to render you unconscious.
Oh my god have you seen the sate of that junkie over there! Aye he must be from High Valleyfield.
high valleyfield by Bishbashbosh x November 7, 2013

valleygirls 

some of the best looking girls in the country who are only out for a man's money.
Kanye wrote that song 'Golddigger' after he hooked up with a few valleygirls.
valleygirls by Jerr Berr June 18, 2008

Volleybitch 

A male that plays volleyball for the attention of other females
Hi jake you know your girl is at the game watching that volleybitch Rommel play
Volleybitch by Bobby shamurder February 2, 2021

Valleyview

A town in northern Alberta with a deep connection to the spiritual.
Some amazing things go on in Valleyview that would make you think twice about reality!
Valleyview by Drcrepidarian January 30, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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