valenza

A firm, strong brown male with humongous 20cm dragon under his belt. Usually completed with a pair of gigantic balls as tough as a bowling ball. Known for his gentleness and ability to use his unisex dragon hammer.

that Valenza guy almost destroyed my ass last night

valenza by Valenza November 22, 2021

valenza

A firm, strong brown male with humongous 20cm dragon under his belt. Usually completed with a pair of gigantic balls as tough as a bowling ball. Known for his gentleness and ability to use his unisex dragon hammer.

that Valenza guy almost destroyed my ass last night

valenza by Valenza November 22, 2021

Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.

Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

Valenzuela 

The King of anything Spanish. The one in which women give all there love to and daydream about. The one with all the handsomeness that makes men hate but women love at the same time. The rider of the night and day. The strongest, the best looking, the most charming and The Ruler Of All.

"Girl, I went to the club last nite and left with a real Valenzuela."

"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."

The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.

Valenzuela by TheAyVee September 9, 2018

Valencat's Day 

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.

While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.

Valencat's Day by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013

Valena

The name Valena is of Latin origin. Meaning: Valiant
In Latin the meaning of the name Valena is: Valiant.

Having or showing courage; Very brave or courageous; marked by, exhibiting, or carried out with courage or determination:

People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous and sometimes aggressive. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, proud, and impatient.

Valena made a valiant attempt to fix the problem beyond her understanding.

Valena by 1st.The.Belt.Of.Truth April 29, 2016

Valena

Is a name that is mostly associated with females. She is beautiful, strong, powerful, funny and witty. She can make you laugh at just about anything. She always thinks about her friends and family first before herself. She’s definitely Risqué and not afraid to point out and poke at the funny flaws about yourself. It’s all fun and games. Did I mention she’s a MILF?

Valena is also the name of a character from Dragon Age and the name of a town in Mississippi.

You friends with Valena? I hear she's fun to hang with.

Valena by TheBigClap June 12, 2019