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A firm, strong brown male with humongous 20cm dragon under his belt. Usually completed with a pair of gigantic balls as tough as a bowling ball. Known for his gentleness and ability to use his unisex dragon hammer.
that Valenza guy almost destroyed my ass last night
valenza by Valenza November 22, 2021
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A firm, strong brown male with humongous 20cm dragon under his belt. Usually completed with a pair of gigantic balls as tough as a bowling ball. Known for his gentleness and ability to use his unisex dragon hammer.
that Valenza guy almost destroyed my ass last night
valenza by Valenza November 22, 2021
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Valentanal

Anal sex on Valentine’s Day
My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.
Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021

Valenzuela 

The King of anything Spanish. The one in which women give all there love to and daydream about. The one with all the handsomeness that makes men hate but women love at the same time. The rider of the night and day. The strongest, the best looking, the most charming and The Ruler Of All.
"Girl, I went to the club last nite and left with a real Valenzuela."

"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."

The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.
Valenzuela by TheAyVee September 9, 2018

Valencat's Day 

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.
While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.
Valencat's Day by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013
The name Valena is of Latin origin. Meaning: Valiant
In Latin the meaning of the name Valena is: Valiant.

Having or showing courage; Very brave or courageous; marked by, exhibiting, or carried out with courage or determination:

People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous and sometimes aggressive. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, proud, and impatient.
Valena made a valiant attempt to fix the problem beyond her understanding.
Valena by 1st.The.Belt.Of.Truth April 29, 2016
The name a of women who is always hit on by men. If you date her, be lucky to hold on to her
Your dating Valena? Don't ever let her go.
Valena by TheBigClap June 12, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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