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The King of anything Spanish. The one in which women give all there love to and daydream about. The one with all the handsomeness that makes men hate but women love at the same time. The rider of the night and day. The strongest, the best looking, the most charming and The Ruler Of All.
"Girl, I went to the club last nite and left with a real Valenzuela."

"You see the way everybody is looking at that guy? Yea, I've never seen anybody so Valenzuela before."

The man felt blessed to know how much of a Valenzuela he was.
by TheAyVee September 09, 2018
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap cologne.
This Valenzuela just jumped the border.
This Valenzuela needs to go back to Mexico.
This Valenzuela grew up without good parenting.

by Julio Martinez January 26, 2008
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