valdres 

Valdres is a place in Norway where people with big horse cocks go skiing. The local motto is "God damn, why are these skiing pants so f*cking tight around the dick!"

Internet doesn't exist in Valdres. "Who is Internet", they say. They draw their own porn in the snow with their dicks.

Lets go to Valdres! I need to cool down my cock head in the snow.

valdres by Sklutekongen April 14, 2017

valdese

small town near the geographical center of burke county in the foothills of north carolina, home to noob italian's that are too american to eat pasta, and one or two actual italian's. overrun by prejudice and dirty police officers that do whatever it takes to oppress the proliterians. popular spot for drunks, low budget potheads, some tweakers, and an assortment of crack/cokeheads, pillfreaks, acid trippers, and high school pseudo-drug-addicts hooked on keyboard cleaner and whipped cream. major production of ice in the surrounding mountain areas.

Male 1: Hey, do you know where I can get some smoke?
Male 2: Yeah, but it's in Valdese.
Male 1: Shit.

valdese by expansionbymat April 10, 2005

Valders 

A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.

Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!

Valders by JimJones14 December 7, 2010

Valdesuso

Nobody has this last name I swear. Only me.

How do you say your last name?
Valdesuso
Oh

Valdesuso by Uhoh1717 April 5, 2023

Oscar Valdes 

Jail Cell

Oscar Valdes is getting investigated

Oscar Valdes by Craks December 9, 2019

Valdesed 

When one is playing in goal in football, and a shot is too accurate and too powerful for you to even attempt at diving for it. It was originated from Victor Valdes.

(Callum shoots)
(Rory is beaten and doesn't dive for it)
David: "Noooo...you just got Valdesed..."

Valdesed by cfabw September 13, 2011

Marc Valdes 

1. To Barf.

2. Person that is a baller and pulls a lot of tail.

3. Person that looks like the character Barf from Spaceballs.

Man I'm such a loser, I wish I could be more like Marc Valdes.

Marc Valdes by KZD1983 January 29, 2009