Valdres is a place in Norway where people with big horse cocks go skiing. The local motto is "God damn, why are these skiing pants so f*cking tight around the dick!"
Internet doesn't exist in Valdres. "Who is Internet", they say. They draw their own porn in the snow with their dicks.
Internet doesn't exist in Valdres. "Who is Internet", they say. They draw their own porn in the snow with their dicks.
by Sklutekongen April 14, 2017
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