vagtables

A funny name for vaginas, eaten like vegetables.

Did you eat your vagtables today?

by mannnnng December 30, 2007

vagtable

A vegetable that you can put in your vagina instead of a dildo

Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, etc

Those dykes are so poor they use vagtables

by Kaytlinnn September 30, 2008

vagtable

A very healthy, clean, delicious pussy comparable to vegetables, a common necesity needed to stay healthy.

Always eat your vagtables!

by arel May 13, 2007

vagtable

a form of some fungus growing on a girls vagina, either smaelling very unpleasant, and looking quite mangled. Usually a result of poor hygene, or not cleaning.

Jen had some weird vagtables growing on her coochie.

by harrison tal September 22, 2007

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 25, 2015

Sausage & Vagtable Pizza

When a male and female have sex on a pizza and then eat it (perferably w/ the toppings sausage and vegtables.)

Marissa and Mike had a sausage & vagtable pizza last night.

by Michael 2 December 05, 2007

Vagtable

Any vegetable that a woman can use to pleasure herself.

Gina went to the store to get some vagtables to pleasure herself with. She ended up getting a zucchini and an eggplant.

by @Richardburns March 25, 2019