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vagrant juice 

Triple Meaning:

1) The juice that a vagrant drinks. Typically in a brown paper bag.

2) A slurry created by blending up a selection of vagrants.

3) The opaque fluid that vagrants excrete when excited.
1) "Pass me that there vagrant juice, gulp."

2) "Add more vagrant, the vagrant juice doesn't taste quite right."

3) "Hey, you just got hit by vagrant juice man!"
vagrant juice by The Vagrant February 16, 2008
"Its itchy down there, I think I need to see the vagentist."
Vagentist by ladyhymen October 2, 2009

Spicy Vagrant 

Adds a new school twist to the classic Hot Carl / Hot Carlos. Step 1. Eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use Ethiopian or Kenyan food for best results). Step 2. Find sleepy / passed out vagrant. Step 3. Gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. Step 4. Drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. Step 5 (optional). If you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your dick through the poop and breaking the saran wrap barrier. Step 6. Profit!
Man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? Looks like someone pulled a "Spicy Vagrant" on him last night.

Damn, I feel terrible today, I passed out at the party last night and someone laid a "spicy Vagrant" on me. Fuckers!
Spicy Vagrant by El Guappo June 11, 2009

Vomit of vagrants 

A group of vagrants consisting of 3 or more individuals. Also know as a Mange of hobos.
There was a vomit of vagrants passed out next to the community centre.
Vomit of vagrants by djshok October 17, 2011

vagentacles 

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
The color of the inside of a Vagina.

Ranges from a light pink to dark purple.

Name derivative from Magenta.
"That chick's pussy was a delightful shade of vagenta."
Vagenta by OddDude October 8, 2008