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vaginify 

To turn one into (or out of) a vagina. The term can signify the transition of an individual or object into a literal vagina, or into the symbolic and colloquial "pussy" (meaning a sissy, weener or just a fukin vagina). The term originated back in the 1780's when sourcerer merlin was the first ever to vaginify an individual. Many had attempted this feat in the past, but unsuccesfully. Many thought sourcerer merlin had this uncanny ability because his parents vaginified his leg as a baby, and donkeys would come from far across the land to sniff his vaginified leg. His mission to vaginify became known, and the concept spread across all of england, eventually reaching egypt, and fucking pharaoh up the leg.
Holy shit Fred, you just vaginified that rock!

or

If you don't stand up to that bully, I'll vaginify you into mince meat soup!

Did you get vaginified? or are you just a FAG
vaginify by bentrefler June 2, 2009

Vaginify 

To Vaginify means to make something or someone more feminine. Often happens when a homosexual man gets a television show, but is not limited to this.
Craig was gone for at least a week before coming back to the bar. He was completly Vaginified. His wife made him watch every episode of Will and Grace, a show known to Vaginify any man within 50 feet of it.
Vaginify by 479er December 6, 2010
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Used to describe something bold, strong and of hard matter consistency.
It's a vaginific move on his end. It took guts!
Vaginific by Hachipegasus April 2, 2020

Vaginity 

When a girl finally loses her vagina-virginity after previously only having anal sex to technically remain a virgin.
"Now that Loren is getting married, I guess she's finally going to lose her vaginity."

"Yeah, and her ass can quit hurting all the time."

"Zing!"
Vaginity by Maid of Honor February 4, 2010

vaginity 

The loss of a vagina's virginity.
"I heard she was untapped so I stuck it in her vaginity."
vaginity by The Beaver Bumper January 12, 2008

Vaginity 

1-Maintaining your vagina's physiological virginity.
Saving your vagina for marriage.
Brent - " hey sally's lookin' pretty sexy, but I heard she's had sex and I want to date a virgin..."
Keifer - " Don't worry man, she still has her vaginity, her hole is clean!"
Brent - "Awesome!!!!!!"
Vaginity by Not Eugene March 29, 2010

vaginiforous 

1.(n) When the vagina pubic region gets very sweaty and starts to curl.

2.(adj) When the mans pubic region smells like sweaty vagina hair.
1.(n) After the intense sex with my hot girlfriend, she had a vaginiforous.

2.(adj) The vaginiforous odor radiated from his genetil area.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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