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Similar to asshat; one who has their head up their vagina. Thus wearing their vagina as a hat.
Hey vaghat, why are you wearing your vag as a hat?
vaghat by Tee-Roy May 5, 2008
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the short form of "vagina toot" a term that describes a queef. A vagoot or queef is an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart or vagina toot
During coitus the girl let out a loud vagoot from her vagina.

vagotage 

(sabotage + vagina)when a female ruins plans.
-Did you meet up with Dave last night?
---No, Sarah vagotaged the evening with her emotional problems.
-Yeah that girl does have issues.
vagotage by Heath Thomas November 13, 2007

Vagooter 

Another word for vagina
That bitch had a banging vagooter
Vagooter by Cherrybrandyxx May 7, 2020
1. slang for the vagina
2. a favorite possession
3. the "straw that broke the camel's back"
4. to one's surprise
5. the place where one stores pickles
6. a playful insult
1. I want to stick it in her vaghole.
2. don't take that man, that's my vaghole.
3. No way she slapped me; that's the vaghole.
4. Your a man! Holy Vag-hole!
5. No wonder they went bad, no one closed the vag-hole.
6. What I said to the Mrs. Carter. "BOOM! in your vaghole."
vaghole by Thomas, Freddy and Lucious December 18, 2004

Vaghetti 

When you get period on your pubic hairs. This causes it to look like spaghetti with tomato sauce. It works best if you're blond.
Karyn, I think ran out of tampons, do you have any?

Sure, you need one right away, I can see your vaghetti poking out your skirt
Vaghetti by trajayjay August 26, 2013
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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