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The rise of the East Asian economies has dramatically increased expendable income for the expanding middle classes of the Little Dragons and their neighbors, allowing herds of Asian travelers to team up and swarm popular tourist destinations by the busload. This assertive mob of usually Chinese, Japanese, or Korean vacationers can be collectıvely referred to as a "vacasian."
Disgruntled Tourist: I was practically trampled by rampaging middle-aged Chinese women in Europe this summer... more vacasians no mortal has ever seen.
vacasian by woozlekadoozle April 13, 2011

Vagasm Man 

similar to a Renaissance Man only of the sexual kind... a Master of vaginal orgasms through licking, rubbing, sucking, grazing, slurping and simply fucking!
my married man is the ultimate Vagasm Man, pleasuring me in every way!!!
Vagasm Man by secret mistress December 4, 2016

Vacasturbation 

A vacation in which all you do is masturbate.
Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."
Vacasturbation by Jarredshere February 27, 2011
Noun

Also known as an Asian Vacation.

An extended Asian Party where several families will travel to a random vacation spot together. Each parent is armed with his/her own Nikon for extreme photo-taking, and will insist on taking group photos far too often, obstructing the paths of nearby non-tourists. Popular destinations are NYC, Cancun, Las Vegas, and Ivy League schools, but be prepared to run into a Vacasian group wherever you may be. Group size can range anywhere from 2 to 60+ families. Common Asian Party activities may still occur, such as card-playing and sunflower-seed eating. Asian kids may bring along their homework as to not fall behind the class valedictorian.
White friend A: hey what're you guys doing for break?
White friend B: not much, probably just going to visit my grandparents
Asian kid: giant Vacasian to San Francisco. Gonna have to bring my AP Calculus CD book to study for our next test though..
Vacasian by Hola bologna January 2, 2013

Vacasturbation 

Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit.
The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.

We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.
Vacasturbation by Lunch Mouth December 2, 2011
An orgasm, but inside of your VAGINA.
"Hey Sue, why do you always moan when I juggle your knockers?"
"Can't help it Lorne! Dem titties shake a little and I'm having a vajasm."
vajasm by Emerson44 September 2, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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