Vacasturbation 

A vacation in which all you do is masturbate.

Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."

Vacasturbation by Jarredshere February 27, 2011

Vacasturbation 

Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit.

The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.

We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.

Vacasturbation by Lunch Mouth December 2, 2011

Vacaturbation 

Masturbating while on vacation outside of the town in which one lives. Generally facilitated by sneaking away and using whatever lubricants one can find.

Dude, while I was on my family trip to Florida last week I got so stressed out I had to sneak back to my hotel room have a vacaturbation session.

While visiting my Auntie in Wisconsin I got bored and decided to vacaturbate.

Vacaturbation by Daykhul December 31, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008