Vacasturbation

A vacation in which all you do is masturbate.

Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks."
Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!"
Scott: "Three boxes worth actually."

by Jarredshere February 27, 2011

Vacasturbation

Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit.

The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids.

If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other.

We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that.

by Lunch Mouth December 2, 2011

Vacaturbation

Masturbating while on vacation outside of the town in which one lives. Generally facilitated by sneaking away and using whatever lubricants one can find.

Dude, while I was on my family trip to Florida last week I got so stressed out I had to sneak back to my hotel room have a vacaturbation session.

While visiting my Auntie in Wisconsin I got bored and decided to vacaturbate.

by Daykhul December 31, 2011