v.v.s. 

Is an acronim for Very Very Shiny stones. It has nothing to do with the clarity or color, but mainly its brilliance. How the light hits the stone or gem and refracts light, causing them to shine with elegance.

"she gonn' rock them V.V.S. stones if I let you go" or "...Them V.V.S. Cuff links" Beyonce'

v.v.s. by Dwight Lazarus September 8, 2006

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes 

A cancerous Indian facebook page who try to be "funny", but only thing funny about the page is their name and the stupid ass logo they put on every post. People who like RVCJ are generally fans of Kapil Sharma too.

Son: Dad, I discovered a funny page on facebook. It's called Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes.
Dad: Tu meri aulad nahi bhenc**d.

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes by DankMemesIndia August 8, 2016

Consummate V's

Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.

STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."

COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"

Consummate V's by J-dor June 17, 2010

the five v's 

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.

The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!

the five v's by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016

Dirty V's 

The dirty V shaped hair line from the ageing male.

Look at the state of your dirty V's Tom. have some self respect and shave it off.

Tom seriously have you seen your dirty v's now.

That Peado with the dirty v's dad, just gave me a werthers.

Dirty V's by sinclairio May 4, 2014

Red V.S. Blue 

An extremely popular machinima series made by using the Halo Xbox game series. The characters are placed in a boxed canyon in the middle of no-where on an alien planet. As new characters are introduced, the canyon becomes a dangerous place. The machinima has great comedy and an awesome story. The characters keep it alive.

In episode 76 of Red V.S. Blue, when Church, Doc, and Caboose are discussing the condition of Tucker once he starts getting stomach cramps and mood swings.

Church: "Tell us Doc, we can take it."

Doc: "Your friend is-"

Caboose: "Dying? Oh no!"

Doc: "No he's not dying, he just has-"

Caboose: "No chance to live? I knew it."

Church: "Caboose, one more interruption from you, and he's going to have two patients."

Doc: *sighs* "How do I say this? Your friend is-"

*long pause*

Church: "Why are you pausing? Caboose is not gonna interrupt you this time."

Doc: "No, that was just for dramatic effect. He's pregnant."

Caboose: "Oh god... Wait, what?"

Red V.S. Blue by CookieMuncherMuchies July 17, 2009

V.S.O.P

Definition: Very Special Other Person...(what is meant by phrase used in R&B singer, K. Michelle's song.

Sentence: I'm going to be spending my evening with my V.S.O.P.

V.S.O.P by Lady Mikko October 22, 2013