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ADJECTIVE A word that should exist and this was the only place I could find to post it...MEANING: same as "utopian" but more literary and less "type of alien" sounding...it refers to a place that is utopia-like, idealistic, and flawless
Stupid Idiot: Hey, that society is Utopian!

Gamer: Really, what kind of alien is a utopian?

Me: The stupid idiot means utopic
Utopic by TALS December 27, 2008
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An alternative for the word 'Utopian', which obviously sounds like an extraterrestrial creature from the colony 'Utopia'
An esteemed politician: Let's create a utopian society!
You: Stfu it's 'Utopic'
utopic by Richardmag March 29, 2018

The Utopic Trifecta + 

Smart, Sexy & Sweet + funny, and everything you ever wish for.

Only synonymous: Ailyn
The Utopic Trifecta +:

"Baby, you are my Ailyn"

social utopiaism

Refers to the theory that, the social norms of a society are not a definitive or consistent state of affairs..but rather only a state of temporary hibernation. With the prospect of alteration, progression or evolutional transformation always ever present and very much lurking on the surface. Therefore the manifesting of any form of social order within any society, by the putting in to place of the proper and well implemented measures and steps. Is not only a viable, possible and probable, but rather even a factual endeavour.
social utopiaism can best be summarized with the social revolution in America which ensued in result of the civil rights movement.
1) a theoretical "perfect" realm, in which everyone is content, where things get done well by people who are happy to do them, and where all the problems which have plagued our world for millenia no longer apply. whoever came up with the idea was drunk, stoned, tripping or insane. maybe all four.

2) a popular maths-and-text based online game which can be quite complicated. people who play tend to lose all social skills, and spend hours chatting to friends and allies online, saying things like "goddam, just got grabbed by a pumped orc. he's bottom-feeding, so my kd suicided in retal, razed him and he's near peasant-death"

do not worry if you do not understand the game. half the people who play don't either.
be warned, the game seems to exert a strange and powerful force on those with geekish tendencies.
1) sir thomas moore: i live by utopian ideals
other guy: you fuckin fool

2) a: how's ur tope goin?
b: not good, i'm gettin rickets from stayin inside to play it too much
utopia by stumpy McTavish October 31, 2003

utopiary 

The bliss of a well-kept lady-garden.
She's so neat and tidy, so serene; this utopiary is the ideal of a perfect pudenda. I want to live here forever.
utopiary by jwgrooves July 9, 2010
A place in which there are no problems. Everything is perfect.
This world in not Utopia.
utopia by § July 17, 2004
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