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utopianist 

A moderately-skilled piano player that believes that all people will be happy if the government forces everyone to have a basic piano and play the piano in his mainstream style, instead of market forces deciding who and what is successful. This results in mediocre music and some exceptionally skilled drummers becoming corrupted and being placed in re-education prisons.
That utopianist teacher would not let me experiment with my jazz style of playing, and the music police came for me.
utopianist by psnack May 26, 2010
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social utopiaism

Refers to the theory that, the social norms of a society are not a definitive or consistent state of affairs..but rather only a state of temporary hibernation. With the prospect of alteration, progression or evolutional transformation always ever present and very much lurking on the surface. Therefore the manifesting of any form of social order within any society, by the putting in to place of the proper and well implemented measures and steps. Is not only a viable, possible and probable, but rather even a factual endeavour.
social utopiaism can best be summarized with the social revolution in America which ensued in result of the civil rights movement.

Utopianization 

U-top-i-ani-za-tion -noun-

The exercise of perfection or idealism over someone or something, or the state of peace.
"Utopianization of our society will bring about an era of happiness and fun."

Utopianswer 

A combination of "utopia" and "answer". It occurs when a naive person has not yet understood and accepted human nature, so they provide simple solutions to complex problems. They may also attempt to shame those that do not agree with their utopianswer. This is because their solution is lazily extracted from the moral high ground, but would only work in a fantasy because it is predicated on believing that the rest of the world thinks (or should think) the same way that they do.
Person 1: If we ban all violent video games then there wouldn't be anymore mass shootings.

Person 2: That's a utopianswer...

Person 1: So you're saying you're okay with kids dying?
Utopianswer by quickmaffs June 19, 2018

Utopianization 

U-top-i-ani-za-tion -noun-

The exercise of perfection or idealism over someone or something, or the state of peace.
"Utopianization of our society will bring about an era of happiness and fun."

Robo-Utopianism 

A theoretical socio-economic system based on capitalising from the labour of fully autonomous robotic machines, which would perform all labour in society. It is likely to be the major economic system in the future, when all possible human labour is removed from the production of all goods and services. It would mean that humans no longer have to work and enterprise would become the major way of creating personal wealth. All consumer products would be much cheaper due to the lack of human labour needed for their production. To accommodate for the very high unemployment rate in this system, income tax would be very high on the super-wealthy (70%) to create funds for a citizenry payment (similar to welfare) which all citizens of a country would be entitled to. Inheritance tax would also be very high (90%) to allow everyone equal opportunity to be rich, not just those who inherit their wealth and capitalise on it. Enterprise and human creativity would be at an all time high, as people do not have to work and are able to create things and ideas freely to become rich, and improve their life. It would be the perfect combination of capitalism and communism, which would support the poor and stop excessive wealth accumulation at the cost of the lower classes (such as in capitalism) with its high tax on income, and, it would allow people an opportunity to be rich through their own enterprise and work, which communism denies. It would be the ultimate economic system.
The author thinks Robo-Utopianism is an excellent idea for an economic system and appreciates any feedback on the idea
Robo-Utopianism by TheAnonomousHaZ October 8, 2010

utopianism

A fallacy subscribed to by mentally ill neurotics who in fleeing a penetrating and consuming self-loathing attach themselves and become fixated on an external goal, the fantasy of a "perfect" or perfected society.
Marxists, nazis, and jihadis share in a common madness, all are engaged in a utopianism, in pursuit of the version of a fantasy perfect society.
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