safe sex

The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.

Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.

by § July 18, 2004

zero tolerance

Having no tolerance towards anyone or thing.

Pricipal jarvis has zero tolerance for Mr. Bonkers.

by § July 18, 2004

jibber-jabber

A form of speech which makes no sense.

I could not understand that jibber-jabber.

by § July 19, 2004

antiwar protestor

One who protests war and who also hates George W. Bush with a passion.

I protest the war, but not in public.

by § July 19, 2004

ebola

A level 4 pathogen, the Ebola virus is pound for pound the deadliest disease known to man. Ebola has a mortality rate of over 80%. There have been 4 outbreaks of Ebola and all of them have occured in Africa.

The ebola virus ate away all of his organs and caused internal and external bleeding.

by § July 19, 2004

lux

Short for Luxemberg.

A European tri to the big Lux.

by § July 18, 2004

your mom

When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."

Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."

Person 2-"Your mom."

Person 3-"Oh, they're good.

by § July 19, 2004