usito

usito, definition of a line

Hey that usito is soo long

by Janjoouhohoicjhouguyfcutfaytfs November 23, 2020

Uritov Cocktail

A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.

Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.

by connorsji May 8, 2008

Unitoidular(s)

Someone who’s a unit and a stud who every girl wants to date

Saquan Barkley won the rookie MVP because he’s a unitoidular(s)

by Mr.unitoidular February 13, 2019

UDitor

UD.it.er n., one who edits for Urban Dictionary

Being an UDitor for Urban Dictionary is a thankless task.

by lil' Miss Sunshine October 11, 2008

Unitology

Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!

We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.

by Cerebrex June 25, 2023

Unitoid

An overweight female human being who is particularly ugly and resembles a very large piece of machinery (like a vending machine)

Gary said look at the state of that, it's absolutely horrible. It has to be a 'Unitoid', quick let's cross the road so we don't have to talk to her.

by Bimblam December 29, 2007

USPTO-ish

operating in a completely inefficient manner or otherwise being totally inept at life

Man, that was the most pointless class I've ever sat through.

I know, what a USPTO-ish use of my time.

by nar2222 October 3, 2010