Barkley 

The best dog name ever.

"Barkley shit on the floor yesterday, but I can't stay mad at him."

Barkley by Samson, smartypants! July 28, 2012

Barkley 

Life of the party.the way of life. only like movies with hot guys in them. super chill.

Dude, i want two of whatever Barkleys on

Barkley by Lee Miles October 17, 2008

Barkley 

If male, a total faggot head who has no friends and is the biggest dick ever to walk the face of the earth. fucking idiot, likes to lick men's assholes.

That kid Justin is such a Barkley!

Barkley by flavola November 8, 2010

Barkley 

Last name given to one of the most sweetest, most beautiful, and most awesome chicas alive. Always, very bubbly and hyper. She is an awesomely amazing friend who you can tell anything to. She's also not the typical whiny flute player. Her nickname is Barkie. she has a wonderful personality that can always brighten your day if you are feeling down in the dumps. Crazy nutterbutter who likes to ride quads. Her alter egos are Barkie the defensive doggie and Amana the Piranha. Loves the color orange. and to quote her, loved by all, especially the author of this definition.

"Why are you so happy?"
"Oh no reason, except for the fact that I just got done talking to that Barkley girl, the sweetest person on earth!" :D

Barkley by Spinnnnie July 26, 2010

barkley shut up and jam 

1) n. One of the greatest basketball games ever made for the Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis game systems.

2) v. A sexual act where the male eats chicken wings and plays video games while recieving a blowjob from a woman.

1) Barkley Shut Up and Jam is the only basketball game you need to know.

2) Dude, I was playing Burnout last night and my chick gave me a Barkley Shut Up and Jam.

barkley shut up and jam by Media Play January 11, 2006

gnarls barkley 

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

gnarls barkley by baracudablack April 22, 2006

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

Beef Barkley by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013