Usefulessness

To be so useless that you do not own a dictionary; or the ignorant response in explaining your own uselessness.

My usefulessness exemplified is by my inability to own a dictionary. BLEEOUW.

by John Bleouw November 5, 2010

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Sakura,

A useless bitch.

This world shall know uselessness.

by TEEHEEx6 September 11, 2020

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Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

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Sakura Haruno

Sakura: I finally caught up to you guys!!!

everyone: why is uselessness even trying

by bonelessburger January 20, 2019

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Uselessness is a perfect word to define Sakura. Sakura Haruno is a Naruto character. She is the most useless character who is written by a human. Some people suggested aliens wrote this character since it's impossible to imagine that level of uselessness.

mom: Could you be more useless.
me: *switching to Sakura with my Omnitrix*

mom: that level of uselessness is almost impossible

by bonelessburger March 6, 2019

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