Definitions by virgin916

sugondese diamond 

A ski route where failing to make a turn will send you down a much harder one

Guy 1: Be careful if you go down that route, it's quite the sugondese diamond.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.

sugondese diamond by virgin916 August 2, 2022

usefull 

Sarcastic form of useful. Synonym of useless.

My phone was slow and I saw an ad for a phone cleaner with glowing, 5-star reviews. I now have ads popping up all over. What a usefull app.

usefull by virgin916 May 20, 2021

python 

A powerful, slow computer programming language that strangles other programming languages by virtue of it's ease of use and shallow learning curve. Computers understand it about as well as most people understand assembly language and only manage to execute it about 10x slower than assembly language or 4x slower than Java.

It's 2069 and Microsoft is proud to announce the launch of Windows 20, the first and only groundbreaking operating system written entirely in Python. Minimum system requirements: 1TB of ram and 20GHZ CPU, 2TB and 30GHZ recommended.

python by virgin916 July 22, 2019

plastoloy 

A "high-impact polymer", made exclusively in China, that is often used in locks. The weakest kind of Chinesium

I broke that plastoloy lock off with one tap from a small hammer.

plastoloy by virgin916 April 22, 2019