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urki urki 

Does that mean no urki urki till the baby pops?
urki urki by APseudonymIChose January 17, 2017
Term developed by The Sports Guy Bill Simmons's friend House. Used to describe multiple sports programs being at commercial simultaneously, as CBS frequently does during their NCAA tourney coverage. The dreaded quadraple urkin is when all four games being covered are at commercial at once.

Taken from the movie Borat. Urkin is the name of the town rapist.
I was at the bar trying to watch a few games and CBS pulled a two triple urkins in ten minutes.
Urkin by TheAfroRican March 18, 2007
When a sports network is broadcasting multiple games on different channels and manages to play commercials at the same time in every game.
"Switch to the other game, it's a commercial."
"Nah, they're laying down the double urkin with a commercial on that one too."
urkin by Sports Paul March 18, 2007

urking and jerking 

(1)bullsh*tting around when it can cost,hurt you or not be in your best interest.
(2)fumbling around.
(3)slipping.
(4)f*cking off
Discovered in Florida by a guy on the treasure coast by the name of Boobie.
He was urking and jerking, thats why he went to jail.
Term imposed by ESPN's The Sports Guy's friend House during March Madness 2007, referring when, a sports event broadcasting several games at a time, commercials are going on on all games at once.

From Round I Diary:

9:49: For the first time today, CBS has commercials going on all three games at the same time. That leads to this exchange:

Me: We gotta come up with a name for that phenomenon … it's like a whitewash, but with commercials.

House: Whatever the name is of the town rapist in 'Borat' -- that's what we should call it."

That leads to House googling the guy's name … it's Urkin. So that's what we'll call it. An Urkin.
Urkin by theriotfish March 27, 2007

urkick dictionary 

instead of urBAN dictionary its's urKICK, because who likes getting banned right? Also Urkick dictionary is in my opinion the opposite of Urban Dictionary, where no one makes sex jokes about simple words.
Normal People: I went to Urkick dictionary, like I always do.
Retards: I went to Urban dictionary, and made a sex joke about a cookie, like i always do.