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UrBanned Dictionary

When your Urban Dictionary account is suspended.
"Hey, why haven't you posted on Urban Dictionary for a while?"
"Oh, sorry. I got UrBanned Dictionary."
UrBanned Dictionary by C L G March 18, 2020
Words you can keep

Urbanned 

It's this web sites name but with a twist, so this has to something with it's funny as shit terms of service

so kiddos don't do drugs, they're bad
Did you know urban decided that urbanned?

Urbanese 

(ur'ba-nEz')

- n.
1. An umbrella term (most often used OUTSIDE the city) encompassing all urban vernacular as one language.

2. Inner-city slang.

- adj.
1. Of or relating to inner-city slang.
'Urban Dictionary is essentially your guide to Urbanese.'
'Rap, gangsta, jive, hood, ghetto, ebonics... it's all Urbanese.'

'Two weeks in the city and she's already speaking urbanese.'
Urbanese by Jacopo October 11, 2007

Urbansson 

A male who lost his penis because of all the burn wounds all across his body.
Commonly cause by being burnt a lot.
My god, Max is such an Urbansson, he had to go to the burn center because of his burn wounds.
Urbansson by Brainles5 September 30, 2013

Urbanenis 

1. Prefix for those who speak modern words, such as LOL, OMG, ROFL, etc. These people are called "Urbanenis Speakers"

2. When modern words are being said all over the place, one would say "This is utter Urbanenis!"

3. When someone links you to the Urban Dictionary a lot.
1. Stop saying LOL. Seriously, you can be such an Urbanenis Speaker sometimes...

2. Wow, I have never seen this many OMGs in one topic in all my months on this forum! This is Urbanenis!

3. Wow, I have learned a lot from Urban Dictionary. Thanks for all that Urbanenis!
Urbanenis by Seinucep June 9, 2009

Urbanned 

When the online "sensation" Urban dictionary keeps rejecting any term you have came up with for unknown, unexplained, uncalled for, Boink, Bullshit reasons, and all you can do is wonder what the hell is wrong with it, while some frat boy jacks off to motzart laughing at people posts on urban dictionary, when really this is supposed to be some free willy dictionary that YOU are supposed to write so there should be no reason they shouldnt published, when unsanitary and disgusting words like a Dirty Sanchez, or racist terms like nigga are posted and all you really wanted was to post a damn term to call someone that all they want is sex.
Dude, Urban dictionary wouldnt let me post montey!

Person: Are you serious why?

Person: Idk they Urbanned my word with the banhammer

Person: What pricks!
Urbanned by DAVVEEEEE January 7, 2009

urbanpussies 

The implication that people at the "urban dictionary" are afraid to publish words that have any kind of racial overtones
The fact that urban dictionary won't publish the word "hiphopcrisy" because it references that rap musicians are fre to refer to members of the same race in derogatory terms is a clear example of urbanpussies in action.
urbanpussies by diggity dog style October 23, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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