Noun: I tried to see if Urbaness was a word, and then saw UD had no definition. I had to make my mark on this glorious institution. Basically it's the noun version of Urban, and it's actually spelled Urbanness (thanks google)
John: The shearimpact of London's urbaness floored me.
Mitch: *Urbanness*
John: You're an asshat Mitch
People in love with branding themselves for reasons of blogging or social media marketing. Urban: from the Latin word "urbs" meaning "city" plus "disease" meaning an annoying person.
Finding a credible writeramong the heaps of urbanease online can be overwhelming.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.