Noun: I tried to see if Urbaness was a word, and then saw UD had no definition. I had to make my mark on this glorious institution. Basically it's the noun version of Urban, and it's actually spelled Urbanness (thanks google)
John: The shear impact of London's urbaness floored me.
Mitch: *Urbanness*
John: You're an asshat Mitch
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!